The Outrageous Flirtatiousness and also Sexism of Old Men (quotes from the clinic)

"It feels better after a hot shower" - patient
"Have you ever tried ice?" - me
"Well, I have to admit it, I do use ice in my Dr. Pepper" - patient (in all seriousness)


"From 0 - 10, if 0 is no pain and 10 is call 911, how bad is your pain at it's worst?" - me
"My wife is going to get mad at me (wife is sitting next to patient) but you see, I used to be a trucker. And I'm going to try not to offend you ma'am, you are a lady, and my wife is going to get mad at me, but you see, well, it hurts like a SOB(whispered). I'm sorry ma'am, and my wife is going to get mad, but I'm not that good with the english language, and I've always been slow, and being around pretty girls like yourself make me babble even more." - patient (~ 70 years old)

Next Visit:
"Ma'am, you're in trouble today because my wife isn't here. I was ok last visit because she was here, but let me tell you, you have the most soothing voice. And your eyes, they are this nice mahogany and green! You better be careful, because you know I used to be a trucker, and I'll try to not offend you ma'am, but I have a difficult time around pretty girls"

45 minutes later after managing to get him to do exercises:

"OK sir, these are really important to do at home. They will help you get stronger so you won't have as much pain. I'm going to give you a handout. Do you have any questions for me?" - me

Patient grabs my hand and holds it. "Why aren't you engaged yet? I'm sorry ma'am, but I love holding the hand of a pretty girl"

"ummm Thank you? Do you understand the exercises?" - me
patient grinning up at me: "oh.. sure!"

"Is your name Dr. Bullshit?!" - crotchety old man patient

"well no sir, but I do have a BS!" - what I should have said, but unfortunately didn't at the time. 

next visit:

"how are you today?" - me

" Look... i'm 67. and you are 7. I have health problems. I don't sleep well. How do you think I am?" - patient

(Ughhhhh!) 

"Here, hold my hand" - me, helping a patient navigate steps
"I want to hold your hand! You know... that would make a great song" - my adorable patient who is wonderful!


The Life of a new grad PT who apparently looks like she is 7 is never dull!

Preventative Medicine:

(from an awesome blog: http://thisisindexed.com/ )

I'm baaaack!

Surprise!!! you thought I had left you, didn't you? Well my faithful friends, I'm baaaack!

So since I have last left you, I went home to a very Southern Pines Christmas, spent quality time with friends, celebrated a new year, and began new adventures in skiing and independence as a PT! Instead of droning on and on... I will briefly leave you with some highlights and reflections (mostly in photos of course).

Christmas morning bike drive - dropping off old bikes for the neighborhood kids!

My sister made me this awesome painting for my apartment!

Loving the new puppy. Sadly he had to have emergency on Christmas Eve - but is all recovered now and doing wonderfully!

Southern Pines Winter Wonderland!

Sign at the Pinehurst inn. 

I got to spend quality time with friends!! (and isn't the puppy cute?!)

I then returned to the Springs for work... had a very uneventful New Year... there weren't even fireworks! I should clarify. New Years Eve was the balmy temperature of -2 degrees. I put on my shiny gold shirt (read - tank top) and black sweater and drove to downtown CoSprings (5 minutes from my house) for a jam packed night of crazy people, crazy dancing, and absolutely freezing anytime I stepped outside (which sadly was entirely too often). I went to this absolutely absurd club with a friend from work, where we danced all night and watched ridiculous people make fools of themselves. THen I frantically ran outside at midnight (like I said, freeeezing!) looking for the fireworks from the Atamans (guys who hike up PIke's Peak to light fireworks on New Years)... and was sadly disappointed. Apparently it was too cold and windy for them to make it to the top. Oh well! Maybe next year?!

Since then, I worked a week by myself when my bosses went on vacation. It was definitely a learning experience, but mostly I did ok!

I am also so far meeting my New Years Resolution of skiing every weekend the slopes are open. 4 for 4! Going on 5 this weekend hopefully. Here are some cool photos from our Vail weekend. I am lucky enough to work in a profession where your clients (patients) give you amazing things. For example, one of our patients (who I haven't even worked with) offered us her house in Vail whenever we want to go! Needless to say it was amazing!

You can see the CATs grooming the slopes behind the shiny tree. 

It's a little grainy because I took it with my phone, but a very pretty fire/water fountain!

In other news: I have recently purchased a plane ticket to Sweden to visit one of my best friends who is learning to be a glass blower there! I'm not going until June, but I'm so excited I'm already trying to figure out what I should wear. (absurd I know!)

Next up: The Outrageous Flirtatiousness and also Sexism of Old Men. (the life of a new grad)

Dreaming of a White Christmas

Christmas is fast approaching! Bells are ringing, children singing, lights twinkling, and the smell of christmas cookies and pine trees fill the air. I'm very very excited about traveling home to be with the family and seeing my wonderful friends! I may not have a White Christmas this year, but I still love this song! Enjoy.... 

I'm Dreaming of  a White Christmas....

Christmas Bells are Ringing!

Cashier looking at my purchases of gift wrap, tape, and sushi:  "So does this mean you are all done after this purchase?"
Me: "bahahahaha! no."


All the gifts I have bought online, except for one package, are "undeliverable". Which means that a) I have to call USPS and yell b) my stuff is definitely not getting home by Christmas Eve c) the shopping that I did have left has now grown considerably d) I'm going to have to fight to return the stuff that didn't make it home e) these are not things you can buy at your every day mall!

UGH! Have I mentioned that I strongly dislike shopping? I love Christmas. I love wrapping presents and listening to Christmas music and watching Christmas movies on TV (ok certain movies, not of the lifetime variety...more of the Love Actually and The Holiday and Miracle on 24th Street variety).  However I absolutely hate the holiday madness and mall crowds.

Also there is a considerable lack of snow here in Colorado. It's the week of Christmas and no snow on the ground? How is this possible? Even crazier, it is so warm outside that yesterday I went with Katie to go kick a soccer ball around at a park, in shorts and a t-shirt, and I was completely comfortable. Yep, it's 60 degrees today here in Colorado. Which I have to say was awesome for soccer! I haven't touched a soccer ball in forever so it was kind of sad, but Katie and I had a blast goofing off and trying to remember all the silly soccer games you play as a kid.

Despite the present delivery conundrum and the lack of wintery weather, I am still celebrating and revving up for the holiday! This weekend I had people over for the first time! Carolyn and Janna came over Saturday during the day to bake cookies. We made 101 sugar cookies.... which turns out is a TON of cookies (entirely too much for 5 people to consume on a Saturday night). On top of that, Rae (office manager at work) requested more Monster Cookies this week. So I have a ton of those as well. Despite having people over on Saturday night, where massive amounts of cookies were consumed considering there were only 5 of us, I still have cookies all over my kitchen!! Hopefully I can get rid of most of them at work tomorrow!

Sugar Cookies before:

Sugar Cookies After:

Adorable GingerPeople!

What is Christmas without  Holiday Dino's?!

So to sum up: the holiday season is in full blast here. This weekend consisted of christmas cookies, friends, soccer (ok maybe not so holiday-ish), lots of curling up on the couch watching christmas movies: Love Actually, Prancer, Miracle on 24th Street, and then finally gift shopping this afternoon! Tis the season... falalalala.

I'm really excited to be going home to the Pines on Friday! Xmas with the family, playing with the new puppy, catching up with friends, and then SBG brunch!! Maybe I will even have some cookies to bring home to them!

Also I just saw this today and thought it was adorable, not as good as the bears, but still..... Merry Christmas!

"I should hardly admire more if real stars fell and lodged on my coat" - H.D. Thoreau on Snowflakes

This weekend my parents were here! We went skiing at Breckenridge. I have been to Breck three times so far this year, and every time I have gone it has been packed!! This weekend wasn't bad because we had so much snow the roads were closed!

I had the fortunate opportunity to take friday off of work (which yes, my friends, that meant a glorious four day weekend)! My parents got here Thursday night, and we left at the crack of dawn on Friday (in true Menendi fashion). It started snowing halfway to the mountain, and didn't stop until Monday morning. We had 24'' of snow, and there was no-one on the mountain until late Saturday. Needless to say it was glorious! Here are the winter wonderland pictures!

View from our room

The lift line for first tracks in the fresh 14'' of powder!

Mom and Dad ready to go

First tracks!

"it's up to your knees out there"

you could easily get lost in powder this deep (the vertically challenged people such as myself)

There is literally no-one here! (besides my parents you see in the distance)

Rockin the helmet.  My face looks tiny.

Then today my dear friend Theresa, who is currently studying glassblowing in Sweden (read her blog here )  sent me my very first Christmas ornament! Sadly I do not have a tree to hang it on, so I bent 3 nails trying to get it above the fireplace, until I gave in and just put it on the wall. It is beautiful and I love it!

Pretty glass ornament made by T!

My wonderful xmas card from T! I have no idea what "God Jul" means in Swedish, but I like to think it means "good yule" what is yule anyway? There are yule-logs and yule-tide.... maybe it is swedish? Thank heavens for internet!

I must now leave you for the night, as there are many holiday cards to write!

God Jul everyone! :)

Your local everyday casino

At the grocery store today...

"Daddy Daddy!!! We won money!!! We won moneyyyyyyy!!!!" - high pitched little girl screaming

....


as the self-check out spits out Daddy's change.


It's the little things in life!

Overheard in PT

"you know yawning is contagious" - hungover patient
"I'm sorry, I don't know why I'm so tired today, I even went to bed early last night!" - me
"You need to party more. It will rejuvenate you" - hungover patient


"My back hurts more today! And I don't think I did anything different."
1 minute later.... "Oh, wait yes I did! I was sitting on a desk attached to a wall... and it broke!"


"if my patient shows up 20 minutes late again, i'm going to scream!" - me to a student
"you know what you need? Tequila!" - student


"Have you been doing your exercises every day?" - me
"oh yes, I'm all about consistency. That's why I have to have my appointment scheduled at the exact same time" - patient (who showed up 20 minutes late... AGAIN)
"how about working on consistency with coming to therapy? You have cancelled or missed half of your scheduled appointments. If you come more often, you will progress more quickly" - me
"Oh, have I really missed that many? wow. Well I'll see what I can do" - chronically late and absent patient

Ten minutes later:

"Well you won't be seeing him again for two weeks." - A (front desk)
"WHAT?! Why not?!!"- me
"we didn't have any openings in for the same time slot. We had some half an hour later though, but he wouldn't come unless it was the same time" - A
Seriously?!?!